Showing posts with label uterus. Show all posts
Showing posts with label uterus. Show all posts

Wednesday, April 7, 2010

Dude, did you seriously just post that?!

OH.MY.GOD.

I stupidly followed a link from fellow blogger East Side Bride's twitter that said something along the lines of, "you owe me money for making me read this"... curiosity sparked, I absolutely had to click on the link. And once again, we see how katey should always heed the cautionary advice of others when it comes to clicking on links (too many examples to list, but suffice to say that old-people porn was involved, and it was gruesome). In this particular example, the blogger describes her ovulation, periods, and VAGINAL DISCHARGE.

I shit you not.

Sticky, mucousy, whatever - It was the car crash I couldn't look away from, the YouTube video of a dude having a gigantic cyst/zit squeezed on his back that made me want to vomit so much I had to watch it twice (the second time was to get it out of my head).

Ergh.


So, now I cannot tell if I ate too much of G & Y's chocolate, and this is making me feel ill, or if the vomity feeling is from thinking about this woman's upcoming pap-smear.


Please, for the love of all that's chocolatey and good, save yourself and spare yourself the mental imagery.
The puppy will thank you.




(cute kid pic is from this site about Ecuador. NOT vaginal discharge).


.is it ironic that this is not the first time I have blogged about vaginas  - in a literal, not figurative sense - Jennifer Love Hewitt would be so proud!

Monday, November 2, 2009

It's uter-US Marge, not uter-YOU

Procrastination is such a great motivator. I've won countless games of online scrabble, shopped for the perfect gift for Nick and now found a knitting pattern for a uterus.

















It's from a website called Knitty, and it's kinda cute..
however, it does look disturbingly similar to those creepy little hearts they sell at ikea, you know, the kind that vaguely resembles a snotty toddler just DYING to whipe its epic boogers all over your face?




Only, you know, MUCH more functional.

The pattern can be found at

http://knitty.com/ISSUEwinter04/PATTwomb.html